PETER JOHN BOYLE AS22O
DISSONANT H Y S T E R I C
THE IDEA THAT AS22O ASSOCIATES CAN, OR EVEN,DO, READ,
much less that they are interested in discussion, or the existence of an intelligent colloqium, IS ITSELF SOMEWHAT HYSTERICAL.
"Hysterical" as in very funny and "hysterical" as in a form of frenzied derangemunt. Both of these are not only highly esteemed states in my opinion, but very realistic approximations of the result of any kind of careful, studied consideration of the management of AS22O and the manifestations there-of: whether they be completed building alterations, ten year old board of directors meeting minutes or the attitude du jour of the serving wench behind the counter intelligence counter
It generally always strikes me as very funny, very frightening and more than a tiny bit of a reason to go home and suck on a tranquilizer and a gin and tonic until the dissonant and hysterical voices screaming "DANGER WILL ROBINSON!" and "REDRESS OF GRIEVANCE!" are quieted to the point where my eyes are no longer crossed in stressed-out, contrary modes of anxiety and I can at least begin typing again.
As of the date of this typing
May 21 2007
It is extremely important to
note that the management
and board of directors of AS22O
are so HYSTERICAL
that they employed the
former attorney general of The State of Rhode Island AND
The Superior Court
of the state to
"RESTRAIN ME"
FROM
SPEAKING OR EVEN
"BEING" ON THIS SPOT
or within 500 feet of it in all directions.
Now that, my friends, is not only HYSTERICAL
it is most certainly
"Cognitively
DISSONANT"
